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quoting-shakespeare-to-ducks:

abdesignoriginal:

thiscityslungs:

"Diction-fairy"

I thought she was cosplaying as a book but diction-fairy is a million times better :D

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  • <b> every hp fan:</b> i want a marauders era book, but i also don't want it to fuck with my hcs<p>
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analish:

crystallized-teardrops:

what do kids even watch on tv now since theres no hannah montana or lizzie mcguire or fresh prince or suite life of zac and cody???^#$?????11!?!?

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124:

when will it actually be cold I’m not going to be content until I’m freezing to death

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  • girl: what are you doing?
  • boy: something i should have done a long time ago
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wheelcher2:

honor students cheat more than anybody 

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

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  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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ohcaptainmycaptain1918:

fvanjik:

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH MY BLOG
IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD
moment of silence 4 ppl who have to deal with surprise dick pics

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